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[canadien]

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tfln continuation — fiftygoals

[canadien]

It's uphold, actually. Not hold up.
Don't ask me why, English is just weird like that.

[fiftygoals]

It's so confusing sometimes. Sometimes in early practice and I'm tired I only understand half of what my teammates are talking about.

[canadien]

That sounds really frustrating.
Something like that's happened with a couple of the French speakers on the Metros, but there's more than one of us so usually someone is awake enough to translate. It must suck dealing with it by yourself.

[fiftygoals]

I usually just tell them to shut up until I am awake. Is not so bad, my English has gotten better. But it can be frustrating, sometimes.

[canadien]

Do you ever miss speaking Russian regularly?

[fiftygoals]

A little. Sometimes. But I talk to Svetlana often, so it is not that bad.

[canadien]

I'm glad you have that. Have her.

[fiftygoals]

I hope you meet her, someday. She would like you.

[canadien]

Really?
I mean, I'd like to meet her too. Someday.

[fiftygoals]

Yes, really. She knows that you're a man, but doesn't know who you are. I think you'd be friends too.

[canadien]

What's she like? All I really know is you used to hook up and her dad was a goalie.

tfln continuation — rozanov81

[canadien]

[ UGH FINE. he will take a proper selfie showing that he's actually wearing the shirt. he's not smiling, though. ]

Your turn.

thanks for moving it!!

[rozanov81]

[ What did he do to deserve no smiles??? ]

Nice pic. I will cherish it forever.

[He sighs, getting up to open his closet and take a photo of his very organized clothes. It's a lot of black. A lot of black, but the rest are all color coded.]

Happy?

ofc!!

[canadien]

Yeah actually.

[ ... okay but now he has to ask. ]

Why colors over all and not, I don't know, type of item and then color?

[ shane is both genuinely intrigued and also kind of enjoying the fact that, for once, he's not the one with a weird brain or way of doing things. ]

[rozanov81]

They are also grouped in item. All pants together that are black in black section, all pants together that are blue in blue section.

[He never thought it was weird? Just organized. And maybe lazy, as his dad would say.]

[canadien]

[ there's a bit of a pause before any reply comes through. and when it does, it's a picture, not a text message. it's a shot of part of shane's closet--where his pants are all hanging up, things pushed to the side just a little to show that he knows exactly where ilya's sweatpants are.

the rest of his pants don't seem to obviously follow any organizational pattern. but they're grouped in terms of comfort, with the stolen sweats fairly far on the comfortability end. ]

[rozanov81]

[Well that's definitely rewarding, and makes him smile.]

I bet they look very good on you.

[canadien]

They look ridiculous. Your inseam is longer than mine.

[rozanov81]

Okay yes, but you lounge in them.

And jerk off in them.

[canadien]

I do not jerk off in them!

[ that would be a pain to clean, okay. ]

[rozanov81]

[ Listen, he jerks off with his pants around his ankles sometimes, ok? ]

Shame. That would be so hot.

[canadien]

[ ... give him a sec. he's gotta figure out how to reply to that. ]

Wouldn't it be hotter without any clothes?

tfln continuation — rozy

[canadien]

They don't make it at the gas station. It's prepackaged.
Besides, don't raccoons usually eat trash?

[rozy]

Boris has more class than that. Just look at him!

[ And then Shane had no less than five pictures of said raccoon. ]

[canadien]

[ okay, shane can admit that boris is incredibly cute. he wouldn't be able to resist that face either. ]

So what "classy" foods is he eating? Besides hot dogs.

[ which are truly the classiest. ]